A little bit of married life
Marriage is decided by heaven.
But similarly, thunder and lightning are also determined by heaven.
After marriage, the couple becomes two sides of the same coin: they can't face it, but they still stay together.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, men talk and women listen.
In the second year of marriage, women talk and men listen.
In the third year of marriage, husband and wife talk together and neighbors listen.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, one thing is certain: either a new car or a new wife.
Marriage is the integration of a man and a woman.
Trouble began when they decided to identify who was who.
Before marriage, a man will think about what she said all night.
After marriage, he fell asleep before she finished talking.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, considerate, financially well-off, and knows how to cook.
But the law allows only one man to have one wife.
It is love for a man to hold a woman's hand before marriage.
It is self-defense for a man to hold a woman's hand after marriage.
Marriage is the only war you need to sleep with your enemies.
The two words men hate in marriage are "don't" and "stop" unless they are used together, that is, "don't stop".
Marriage is a university in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her master's degree.
In marriage, a man's words to his wife are counted by words, while a woman's words to her husband are counted by paragraphs.
Marriage is love.
Love is blind.
Therefore, marriage is a university for the blind.
Love is a long dream, while marriage is an alarm clock.
When a newlywed man looks happy, we know why.
But when a man who has been married for 10 years looks happy, we wonder why.
Marriage is not a word.
Marriage is a sentence, that is, life imprisonment.
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